“If you’re going to kill yourself then have the decency to do it after rush hour” 

I’ve solved more crimes than I can count, not because I can’t count really high but because I’ve really solved that many crimes.” #Psych


“Good things come to those who wait, unless you’re on Death Row.”

“I wanna show them I’m sincere but I haven’t go to that part in my acting class.”  #Will and Grace.  


“We all loved him like a brother” Reply: “You’ve heard of Cain & Abel, right?” -#The Mentalist